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[โ€“] Sergio@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe they'll use the 50k to escape Altoona and move to a country with better health care.

[โ€“] maxalmonte14@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

This make me chuckle LOL.