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Traffic Plummets as Search Tool Enforces Basic Reading Comprehension

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[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is this real or the onion?

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Platform traffic immediately plunged 99%. Major advertisers pulled campaigns within hours. "Our entire strategy relies on reaching users who react without thinking," said Bradley Morris, head of digital at QuickThoughts Media. "This demographic represents 90% of our conversion rate. Who's going to impulse-buy our clients' products if people start thinking things through?"

Sounds about right to me.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who has time for every single paper? I read enough for one life...

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why even read one paper?

"ChatGPT, please summarize every paper ever written, all together, in three sentences."

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"Inc on white"

[–] april@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

A different satire site