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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I dont get the joke.. Eat it, have sex with it, take it apart and rub it on your face. None of that intersects with my world at all. As long as you dont rub it on children I'd say we're good.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ACTUALLY, there is no burger inside of it. The Burger is the cow part. Checkmate, Atheist!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Next you'll be telling me a hot dog isn't a type of taco.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

But some sandwiches are burgers like that bacon chicken burger you posted.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

The top layer of pastry in a pop tart is perforated through to the filling, so I would argue that it doesn't count as a bread, which would make the pop tart a toast.

M&Ms are calzones...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Today I'll be showing you how to make an authentic, delicious calzone using only six pieces of toast...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dumplings are calzones as are pop tarts.

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Then funyuns and burger rings are sushi, but sashimi is sometimes toast

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You’re thinking of nigiri, sashimi has no starch.

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This really is a Picasso perspective on things. Now I know he was just craving calzones this whole time.

Picasso’s ear could be considered sashimi.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Some sandwiches are burgers but it needs steak to be a burger

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’ve never heard of a steak burger.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Go to a pub, it’s called a steak sandwich on the menu.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"my local pub said so" fallacy

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

Your mother said a lot of things. I didn't know how religious she was.