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[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 61 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Every month or so we have corporate, engineers, sales, customers, whoever come through the plant for a tour. Makes me feel like an oompa loompa.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If only the higher-ups got into dangerous mishaps, followed by you and your coworkers singing a song about what they did wrong.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oompa-loompa dinkety dorklift...

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago

You should not have traveled into the Torquerift!

[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I had a woman slap my hand away from a hot surface while on one of these tours. No songs, though. And I'm not much of a higher up, so probably not worth it.

"She touched the reactor's body, she did! Now her flesh is melted like....?"

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

... drippity do. (Drippity do)