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Do not wipe toilet seat with toilet paper: Japanese maker (www.bbc.com)

submitted 1 week ago by schizoidman@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always wondered why too; maybe they think it’s “gay”? Or possibly playing Fireman Sam or something?

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm going to regret asking this, but what is Fireman Sam?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A kids TV show about a fire fighter from the UK.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is he a gay firefighter or what?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

no the op was making two points:

maybe they think touching the toilet seat is gay

or separately

2).maybe they think their dick is a firehose

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The first step is to acquire a penis.

Then, imagine you're standing in your garage, watering your driveway....

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s more Gardener Gilbert, or Peter Powerwasher, but yes indeed

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Willie Waterer gets no love??

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago

Sure he will! *hugs