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Anon doesn't wash (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

completely agree. this is why i make sure to thoroughly wash my ice cream with soap and water before eating it.

[–] TheColonel@reddthat.com 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Make sure to wash your sugar, too. Cotton candy, especially!

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, you never know where that's been...

[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's been in my tea, hasn't it?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

You... I like you. 😀

[–] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Racoon moment

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 0 points 4 days ago

Yes clearly we are talking about highly processed packaged foods /s