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[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

That’s a fair point until you realize that humans are a lot smarter than rabbits. (Supposedly)

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Rabbits can be trained to use a litterbox. When is the last time you saw a human using a litterbox?

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I havent seen an episode of MTV Cribs since 2005.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don’t follow furry fetish stuff, personally, so never

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm quite literally sitting on one as I read this. Been trained to do so since day one.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Day one?? It took me years

We have them in all of the classrooms of our schools!

/s

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Wasn’t that on an episode of Jackass?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

One of these days I hope to join that group.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Considering that 100% is a portion, I’ll agree with you

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

The average human maybe.

But there is a significant overlap between the smartest rabbit and the dumbest humans.

Or was that with bears?