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[–] scytale@lemm.ee 24 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

This dude takes a ton of pills a day and uses his son’s blood, but still looks older than some Asians several years older than him.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 4 hours ago

Or Paul Rudd, who is nearly 10 years older. Some people just age better than others.

It might be more science-y if he had an identical twin and only one of them was getting the supplements.

[–] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

He's looking like a Dollar Store Data