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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 26 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I would have so much more respect for this douche if he was doing all this in a legitimately scientific way with the purpose of benefiting humanity.

But nope, he's just deeply insecure about aging and is fine with burning money and experimenting on himself in order to feel better about it.

[–] Burghler@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What's wrong with that? He's a millionaire who's experimenting on himself and reporting his findings? Definitely extreme but what value is there in hating the guy?

Let him be insecure and cope how he wants, he's small fry compared to the billionaire problem at hand

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

yeah exactly, maybe he'll find something useful along the way. At least the rich have (hopefully) stopped their usual "youth restoring" rituals like bathing in infant blood

[–] CephalonKappa@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 26 minutes ago

He injected himself with his sons blood....

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Don’t forget stealing his child’s blood.

[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Hey! They consented! Supposedly.