this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
40 points (100.0% liked)

badposting

506 readers
300 users here now

badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Uhhh....... I need help. I'm looking for something but I'm not sure if you have it.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

yeah what are you looking for?

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Do you have... um.. I'm working on something but I need that, you know, the thing? I forget what it's called. Do you know if you have it? I came here for it.

biden-alert

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

uhhh we have forgetting pills on aisle poop emoji. They make you forget stuff but maybe if you take them upside down they'll help you remember what you're looking for

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't say I needed forgetting pills. I have those already. I just forget to take them, that's all. Do you have what I'm looking for?

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

uhhhhh we got mystery boxes of shit on aisle 2? they might have what you're looking for inside

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Master tuxes?

That's not what I'm looking for. Look, I've been pretty clear with you since I arrived and you're not being helpful at all. Where is the manager? Can I speak with your manager?

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

okay, I can get you our manager. She is a dog though because nowhere in the employee handbook did it say a dog can't be manager. Her name is Hazel

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Hazel just starts barking excitedly

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Hi, kitty, I want to file a complaint. Your employee wasn't helping me find what I needed and was very rude to me. Can you please send someone to help me find what I'm looking for?

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, that's what I was telling your employee.

So, do you have it?