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[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You got me interested, you gotta share more.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

Just indiscriminately jizz in the air, all over yourself and your lovers kilometres away ... and make anything in between breathe it.

But after a few 100 million years some invertebrate cucks offered (their faces and asses) to personally transport the jizz to suitable partners, so you can do that now if you are into it.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You should absolutely teach science classes

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Well, jizz wouldn't be the accurate term then, but you gotta keep them interested, right?

But I would try to keep it accurate, after all, trees are just a kind of furry (leaffy?). Just look how juicy their juices are.

Or this jizzery: youtube/AlmH_33QCu8

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Put a fucking NSFW tag on that shit

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Never been to a furry&leaffy con, have you?

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

If female cannabis plants don't get the jizz they crave, their flowers get all plump and sticky as they cry out "plz pollinate me, daddy"

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Great...now I will never ever blow a dandelion nor touch a touch-me-not again.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Harder!
I mean, yes, you don't have to, but it would be pretty cool if you did.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

It occurs to me to ask, is this why you're evil?

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yellow Pines are the Peter North of trees.