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Billionaire known for stealing people’s ideas debuts totally new, original salute
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Honestly this is the most believable excuse that I’ve read so far. “Throwing his ‘heart’ to the fans” is that seriously the best these Nazi asshats can come up with?
But even then, two hearts? What, is he a Klingon?
Is he The Master?
Not clever enough.
Maybe its all part of the act. I mean look where it got him.