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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Stick of butter like $12 salted these days

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Where the fuck you getting your butter? I pay like $4 for 4 sticks of Kerrygold.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I get all my butter down at the local sex shop, "Slippery Al's". I slather it on my body when I need to go swimming in the cold Canadian ocean once a week

[–] TRBoom@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So why does it need to be salted??

I think you'll find this 5 gallon pail of duck fat a far better alternative to butter and it'll be cheaper to get in bulk!

Using this butter calculator, it's about 160 sticks of butter to about equal the 5 gallons of duck fat. At 12 dollars a stick your equivalent butter will cost you $1,920!

That bucket was only 281 dollars!!

Fuck Slippy Als! Not literally, but you know, do better for yourself!

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Pluss if he ever gets seared by a particularly nasty insult while lathered up, I hear duck fat makes a wonderfully flavored variant of the mallard reaction. It'll leave you with Michelin level scabs.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

I for one salt my own body butter

So you're buying by the drum then?

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

...our kerrygold comes in slabs, not sticks...

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Slabs are good, but I rarely use more than half a stick at a time. The sticks are just easier to deal with.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 days ago

...i mean that i've never seen kerrygold sold in sticks; maybe it's a regional thing?..