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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are we in the blast zone of the nuke?

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe we could use Javascript to direct a simple robot to set the lever while we remain at a safe distance?

Maybe the real solution to this diagram is to nuke it from orbit.

[–] seang96@spgrn.com 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But the robot has to run windows vista

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

And have a valid Apple developer account?