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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

how are you handling the GC? how are you handling things like interrupts?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

GOd will handle it 🙏

[–] lime@feddit.nu 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

oh so you haven't actually done any of it.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have already written eleventy billion lines of code.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you're not very good at this

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's what she said

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 2 days ago

you'd know