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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well, you can take yourself out of the equation because you're not tied down and can just move after flipping the switch.

chooses bottom track

"C'mon...c'mon!"

trolley heads towards committe members

"Dammit!"

runs over and jumps on the nuclear bomb pressure pad