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Anon becomes a shrimp farmer (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I tried the same thing with veal farming but little baby cows can't swim so good :|

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Give em a few generations, they'll learn.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Now I am just imagining someone breeding cows to get some kind of aquatic cow species. Which would also make a great band name.

[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You mean manatees?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I wonder how manatee tastes...

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Like a tough porkchop soaked in swamp water. Those damn aquatic speed bumps aren't even good for eatin'.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fishy steak

edit: CONJECTURE!