blackluster117

joined 2 years ago

PC Gamer taking a jab at the industry in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

More like a haymaker.

An official US Government account posted this in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm honestly beside myself.

I'm immensely sad today due to health issue please post memes in the comments to make me laugh rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Corruption fetishists in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My stack is about to overflow.

Ex-DOGE employee ‘Big Balls’ gets new Trump administration position in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

Pee is stored in the balls.

"Almost out of shampoo, better add it to my shopping list." in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 102 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Then remember immediately the next time you get in the shower. Vicious cycle.

Trump says saved Iran leader from 'ignominious death' in c/globalnews@lemmy.zip

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

First it's "I can kill you whenever", then it's "I saved your life". Kinda sounds like maybe you can't do anything, dude. What an asshat.

WIP Wednesday! in c/lemmy_stitch@sh.itjust.works

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Agreed, it's looking snazzy OP.

pop Over The Hedge into family DVD player in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This guy can vote and drive.

Miss Rachel keeps her eye on the ball in c/progressivepolitics@lemmy.world

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Because average reading comprehension is poor. I had to start doing the same thing in work emails so that people would actually read them, because if I didn't they would ignore standard paragraphs that just register as lorem Ipsum text blocks to them.

logic loading in c/funny@sh.itjust.works

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

But would she have a split diff?

Many Older People Embrace Vaccines. Research Is Proving Them Right. in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

"I'll take 'Duh' for $200, Alex."