“There is only one party in the United States, the Property Party … and it has two right wings: Republican and Democrat. Republicans are a bit stupider, more rigid, more doctrinaire in their laissez-faire capitalism than the Democrats, who are cuter, prettier, a bit more corrupt — until recently … and more willing than the Republicans to make small adjustments when the poor, the black, the anti-imperialists get out of hand. But, essentially, there is no difference between the two parties.”
watching the whole federal payment system get overturned by some incels with laptops after years of getting told that the parliamentarian was an insurmountable obstacle to wiping some numbers in a spreadsheet
That's the clownish thing, the Parliamentarian is appointed by the Senate Majority leader and serves entirely at their discretion
Wanna guess who was Senate Majority leader when that all came up lol? It wasn't a Republican
You wouldn’t want to hurt the parliamentarians feelings though? They’re just a widdle guy.