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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...y'know this explanation makes a lot of sense.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I said it because I've known quite a few zoomer hikikomori.

Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words... they have no idea how to pronounce them.

Why would they? No relevant use case.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words... they have no idea how to pronounce them.

my friend pronounced Meme Me-Me the other day and I about died laughing

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 4 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, it's may-may

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Most people in general still cannot seem to figure out the difference between calvary and cavalry.

Both are pronounced as they are spelled.

Calvary is the hill Christ was crucified on.

Cavalry refers usually to soldiers mounted on horseback, though since the invention of helicopters, it also means infantry transported via helicopters.

This one doesn't seem to be caused by lack of verbal usage, it seems to just be a quite common pair of words to conflate, a very minor but widespread dyslexia/dysphasia, like nuclear and nuke-you-lur.

EDIT: An example more in line with mispronouncing meme, due to never using it aloud...

I remember in middle school when the extremely bossy, overconfident girl pronounced 'analyst' as ... anal-ist.

Oi vei, lol. Paging Dr. Proctor, paging Dr. Proctor.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Rouge vs rogue is another good one. Also, aluminum vs ah-lu-mini-um.

aluminium is as far as im concerned, the incorrect way to spell that word, im pretty sure it's a regional thing at this point.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'm fairly sure 'alu-mini-um' s the proper UK/Aussie/NZ and possibly Canadian way to pronounce it, only Americans pronounce it alu-min-um.

But yes, rogue vs rouge is another one people mix up all the time.

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

"I'm sorry sire, he went rouge!" "My god! how will we get all that make up off them!?"