Aww, that's sweet. A real modern day love story.
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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enterprise resource planning??
Now you know how machinists feel about CNC.
Lmao that's exactly what I said and how I said it
Role playing
Ah, enterprise role playing
Ah, enterprise role playing
Also known as "a job"
What a sap
It's actually easy to get laid, turns out you just have to not be afraid of people (which I am)
Too real
Anon, you gotta lock that up. Get him preganat immediately
That might be difficult. But keep trying anyway.
Aggravated I can't find that feminization pipeline image that's like 'gay, super gay, mega gay, ultra gay... straight.'
Here you go:
20 years of virginity are rookie numbers, I'm getting those wizard powers at 30
Same soon. It's just fate. I was AeroAce until recently to add to the funny, and panicked because I will cross a threshold, then changed my mind lol!
Be careful to keept it then. My people are watching. If you lose your Virginity there go the powers.
I was 24 when a harlot stole my precious seed and robbed me of the promise of the mystic arts.
There are other ways of aquiring mystic arts and powers. The aforementioned is just the kost straightforward.
The council watches with great interest.
you don't have to worry, my virginity is safe
As long as you keep it until 30 the powers are yours. You cannot be stripped of them. If you get to 40 you get even more powers. But if you lose your Virginity between 30 and 40 you keep rhe powers.
Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.
Gay: Self-evident.
I mean... Nothing in this story implies femboy isn't a fed, and just really committed to the bit.
Gotta get that dna sample somehow.
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Can confirm, met several people from discord, am now dead.
I hope you get better soon. Thoughts and prayers.
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be 20 y/o permavirgin
I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:
a) he got laid
b) he's no longer a virgin
c) he found happiness
d) he found someone to love and that loves him back
e) there are two more people happy in the world
but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.
Bring on the hate! I love you all!
I was way younger and it was super cringe. It was also fun and hot, but looking back I shouldn't have tried to get laid so early and desperately. We were so stupid back then.
For example, one girl actually persuaded me into having unprotected sex, which I didn't want, but I wanted to get laid so desperatly that I agreed. She was using a calendar to track her period and fertile days and that was risky AF and didn't account for STDs as well. This is something you can maybe do as a long time couple, but not with a person you just met three days ago.
Definetely not.
I was a blood doner when I met my partner. I was constantly asked/reminded that having casual sex partners would ban me for six months from donating; I have a fairly uncommon blood type for my country, so I was very keen on not being put on "quarantine".
When we said it was the right moment for us to be together, I went to make a donation before and warned I would not be donating for the nexy six months for obvious reasons.
I was thanked for the warning and about two weeks later received a full bloodwork panel, including STDs, attesting I was clean and as safe as possible.
When I did return for my next donation, when asked if had been with new sex partners for the last six months, when I replied I was still doing the same, since my last visit, everyone laughed.
Never pressure anyone into unprotected sex. Ever.
I was 29 years old when I met my first girlfriend and had my first sex and I regret nothing. I didn't really realize it at the time, but I wasn't at all ready at 20 years old.
I'm 29 concern
I actually had to realize I was depressed first. Therapy helped a lot with my self esteem.
I am glad you managed to overcome it with therapy!
I get the feeling that this is what is happening, and at least that will solve overpopullation.
I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
Same. People are so damn dramatic.
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That is meant to illistrate that the writer's penis was fully engorged and quite stiff, as far as sponges go.
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