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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Thank god "shit" is censored (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 day ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

you don't have to worry, my virginity is safe

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

As long as you keep it until 30 the powers are yours. You cannot be stripped of them. If you get to 40 you get even more powers. But if you lose your Virginity between 30 and 40 you keep rhe powers.