Damn, almost makes me want to move to north korea just to defect to south korea, that's good money.
Unfortunately once you defect, you're effectively held hostage by south korean intelligence (NIS) and can never leave.
Fuck that, I'm starting my own place then, called middle korea, and everyone is welcome, fuck.
Well you likely won't be disturbed in the DMZ until you step on a landmine
Or you try to do some lumberjacking
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_axe_murder_incident
Unless you are an excellent bootlicker like Yeonmi Park who can even surprise liberal media with her lies
I’d believe her, I’d believe all over her.
Damn, almost makes me want to move to north korea just to defect to south korea, that's good money.
Unfortunately once you defect, you're effectively held hostage by south korean intelligence (NIS) and can never leave.
Fuck that, I'm starting my own place then, called middle korea, and everyone is welcome, fuck.
Well you likely won't be disturbed in the DMZ until you step on a landmine
Or you try to do some lumberjacking
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_axe_murder_incident
Unless you are an excellent bootlicker like Yeonmi Park who can even surprise liberal media with her lies
I’d believe her, I’d believe all over her.