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The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev)

submitted 2 days ago by suy@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Elon probably thinks

Not really sure he does, I think he's clearly paying others to do that for him

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

He's clearly not paying enough then

[–] suy@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

My bad, I forgot he doesn't have time to think.

Too busy being one of the best players at Path of Exile 2. Despite that he doesn't identify the valuable loot. Or how to use the map. Or how levels work. But he's top 50! All very believable.