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The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev)

submitted 1 day ago by suy@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 151 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Elon is basically what a dumb kid thinks smart people sound like

[–] quirzle@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Replace "dumb kid" with half dozen of my boomer relatives, and you're spot-on.

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 13 points 1 day ago

and the dumb kids, unfortunately. I did a spot with some non-US teenagers, in a class recently. The topic was "name a person you admire and why". Guess whose filthy name came up...