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The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev)

submitted 1 day ago by suy@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hitler and Himmler believed in "World Ice Theory" which was put forth by some German crackpot who stated the base matter of all reality was ice.

[–] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Every German person I’ve ever met talks so confidently about shit that you just kinda assume they know what they’re talking about, until they start talking about a domain you’re an expert in and you realize they’re actually kinda dumb but with good vocabulary.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 1 day ago

Oh, Redditors. That explains ich_iels popularity per capita.