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The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev)
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] Sal@mander.xyz 57 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Someone needs to explain to Musk how to debug with the JSON so that the ipv6 GUI does not overflow into the git API front-end

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 17 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Easy. Just defragment the kernel flux, water root but do not saturate the soil, and then set the virtual tensors to sigWumbo++. If you saturated root then set the tensors to asyncoMumbo-- to account for the extra conductivity. After that refragment the kernel flux because it was happy that way.

[–] jacecomix@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Wumbo++ is by far my favorite development tool

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, a fellow wombologist!

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Does Wumbo# count? I'd like to be part of something

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Only Wumbo number 5.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

I'll usually throw a little Amanda code in there to stay by my side.