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Anon eats cup noodles (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 62 points 6 days ago (3 children)

>instant noodles
>need to wait 5 minutes

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 34 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fake: false advertising
Gay: noodle sucking

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 6 days ago

The noodles are instantly there the moment you open the lid, they're just not instantly cooked. 😌

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Bruh, the noodles are there the whole time. I dunno what you're on about /s

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Well if they're there the whole time they're hardly instant, are they?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

… present noodles

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Instant noodles: cast on any player's turn. Summon a food token.