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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 62 points 6 days ago (3 children)

>instant noodles
>need to wait 5 minutes

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 34 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fake: false advertising
Gay: noodle sucking

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 6 days ago

The noodles are instantly there the moment you open the lid, they're just not instantly cooked. 😌

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Bruh, the noodles are there the whole time. I dunno what you're on about /s

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Well if they're there the whole time they're hardly instant, are they?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

present noodles

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Instant noodles: cast on any player's turn. Summon a food token.

[–] don@lemm.ee 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That is nonsense. I usually wait only three minutes. Five’s a fucking eternity.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I just eat the noodles and chase it with a glass of boiling water.

[–] don@lemm.ee 22 points 6 days ago

Actual instant noodles. On hard mode.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just like a beehive with mace, it’s unbearable

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

If anything, it should give one reason to paws and think about how badly it can go wrong

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Anon gets nutrient deficiency

(Instant Ramen is worse than Fast Food)