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[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 67 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is the time to step back and ask ourselves if women's sex toys have gone too far.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Usually clitoral stimulation is more useful than craming something up untip it tickles your eyeball :p

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Nah we need to go deeper into dark depraved depths of our dirty deviant desires.

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

Devilish 😈 Do dare dream

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Myeh idk. I'm probably the least qualified person to butt in.

Vanilla sexuality makes me really incomfortable, especially penetrative sex. I prefer things like rigging people, impact play, and RP :p

Otoh, speaking with a lot of other people with vaginas around me, length is usually one of the least important features for penetrative sex. Texture, girth, vibration, clitoral stim, etc almost always rank hier.

But there are indeed some communities like size queens and kings who really enjoy absurdly long - and sometimes large - toys.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

No need to be jealous now. There's nothing about this toy that forbids men and enbies from trying it too. ;)

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

There are very few toys that are exclusive to one body type.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Depending on how creative you are, there are probably no toys that are exclusive to one body type

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

I wanted to avoid using absolutes but I don't have any counterexamples.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

No, thats what the gelatin eggs are for. If it goes near the digestive system it must be either edible or have a flared base.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Safety concerns, fair. Silicone can be warmed/chilled though right? Temperature play?

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Not yet, there’s only the one of them. Until you see a line of them behind a sofa….