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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Murica (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 hours ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MichaelScotch@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

lol, do you think $1000 is expensive compared to a $30k car? I ride daily and have never had to “call uber” because my bike got stolen. I get groceries on my bike every week. Why would you want to take the highway on a bike? You know what’s most likely to kill? Heart disease from sitting on your fat lazy ass