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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 111 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doesn't want people to see his botched hair implants

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Little Xevlar was pulling his plugs out during the compulsory shoulder rides.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Xevlar

Did you come up with that? It's fucking top notch funny. I don't laugh much these days.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

I wish. It was doing the rounds when he started wearing the kid-helmet and I can't forget it.