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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore (theonion.com)
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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago

They will be becoming common soon enough. I feel sorry for the kids, for having such shitty parents. I have no sympathy for their parents. Obvious exception here would be people who are immuno-compromised. They might be utterly fucked.

America: welcome to new dark ages. It was inevitable.