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Long Time No Semen (lemmy.zip)
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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Guess it's better than his VP who gives his to unwilling recipients.

[–] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don’t call it a loveseat if it’s not askin for it

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

You misunderstood. I meant Musk's VP, The Orange Rapist.