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Long Time No Semen (lemmy.zip)
submitted 4 months ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Elon Musk has 13 kids and has previously talked about wanting to repopulate the world with his sperm

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Also nice-guy threatened to impregnate that one musician.

[–] nick@midwest.social 1 points 4 months ago

14 as of today I believe.