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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 124 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Homie how tf are you sailing with no boat?

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 101 points 1 month ago

That’s the power of your imagination!

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 71 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This simple trick, 🏴‍☠️

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

You wouldn’t download a boat

Not a sailboat, but still a downloaded boat. https://www.drdflo.com/pages/Projects/Printcess.html

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

sail on home to the never say die flavor of simple Rick.

[–] breg@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I'm the captain now!

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago (4 children)

A friend with a boat is what you want. Same with a pool.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago

The best boat there is is one you don't own!

[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never sailed in a pool before, brb.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

You get really good at tight turns.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s always good to have friends with things you want to use but don’t want to own. Another thing that falls into that category: puppies and kittens.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

Hey, cheap nephlings and cousins once-removed! 👋 wanna run around and wrestle and part ways at the end of the night?!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

First they tell me I can go sailing, now you say I can make friends... What other pie in the sky fantasies are you selling!?

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Show up to race night with beers and sailing gloves. And the aforementioned knowledge of sailing.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 1 points 1 month ago

Show up to race night with beers and sailing gloves

And prepare to get wet! ^.^

[–] tyler@programming.dev 14 points 1 month ago

you join a club and are crew. it's literally how most sailing clubs function. How the hell are you supposed to race a boat if only the owner gets to be on it? The larger the boat the more the crew you need. The fees at my club for crew are $40 a year. That's like 1/3 the cost of netflix and way more worth it. And many clubs also have a "why buy?" club where you can captain one of the fleet boats a certain number of times a year and bring your own crew.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They said you don't need a boat.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

You don't need to own a boat. Apologies.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

You don’t need a boat, but sailing is much easier with a boat.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you can stick a tiny american flag in your lil belly button and float on by.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

Even ten years ago I was like what the heck is an American flag doing on this boat?? The American empire is like one of my least fave so can we at least use the less horrifying state flag?

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

That's what gaming pcs with vr are for

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The same way you live in a place that you don't own.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OK, but you don't see me starting an "apartment renting school"

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If renting an apartment carried with it a similar significant risk of drowning, there might be a demand.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I would like to introduce you to Florida