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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 2 days ago by imvii@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] dan@lemmy.i.secretponi.es 253 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A great idea. Then, when you have to spend four donalds for a carton of eggs you'll remember why voting for con-men is a bad idea.

[–] blakenong@lemmings.world 36 points 2 days ago

Shhh… do you even know how easy that will be to forge? ;) ;)

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

$4? Shit it was $6 at the local Aldi yesterday.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Four donalds, aka four hundred dollars ($400)

[–] raoulduke85@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How much are goofies worth?

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He just told you. $400

[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago

Huhyulk! Goarsh!

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Oooh my brain just "auto corrected" it to "dollars" when I was reading it.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

More likely this is so the money launderers can have icon recognition.