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[–] LeFantome@programming.dev 54 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I am ok if Europe wants to send troops to Canada to defend against the real enemy—the United States.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I was going to joke "I'll send y'all intel," but now I'm seriously considering if my country will use that statement against me some day.

I am joking NSA/DOGE, of course.

[–] laolin@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

I don’t want intel, AMD is better imo.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Too late the van is already on its way

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 2 months ago

As an American I fully support this. We don't want to invade Canada either. Just the Orange Idiot and his bootlickers.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bzdalderon@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

If it comes to it, there won't be a conventional battle. We will take them out from within.

In the wise words of the Arrogant Worms, "We'll take a boat to Washingtooooooon! And burn the White House twice!"

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Pls do, our army wouldn’t last more than a day against the US

[–] j0ester@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

USA = U Stand Alone.

As an American, I stand for this. You’ll never see me fight any country besides the enemy within the US.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago

I'll come to defend the indiginous people from Canadians stealing and polluting their land.