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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 month ago by SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 93 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This cannot be real, wtf. This is cartoon levels of ineptitude.

Or sabotage by someone heading out? Please let this be resistance sabotage they haven’t noticed yet.

[–] turnip@lemm.ee 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

You guys arent running your software off raspberry pi's with sdcards from the gas station?

My allowance is 5$ a month!

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 month ago

Look, all I’m saying is give Pis a chance.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think my Pi could process 60k rows without overheating. And the poor thing is dangling behind my bookshelf from its power cord with a fine layer of dust coating every inch of it.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would you do this to that poor rPi?

[–] WagyuSneakers@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Electronics get what they deserve.