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Ha, you fools still pay for doors and locks? My house is now 100% done with fake locks and doors, they are so much lighter and easier to install.
Wait! why am I always getting robbed lately, it can not be my fake locks and doors! It has to be weirdos online following what I do.
The difference is locks on doors truly are just security theatre in most cases.
Unless you're the BiLock and it takes the LockPickingLawyer 3 minutes to pick it open.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f5uk6C1iDkQ
To be fair, it's both.