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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 101 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ha, you fools still pay for doors and locks? My house is now 100% done with fake locks and doors, they are so much lighter and easier to install.

Wait! why am I always getting robbed lately, it can not be my fake locks and doors! It has to be weirdos online following what I do.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

The difference is locks on doors truly are just security theatre in most cases.

Unless you're the BiLock and it takes the LockPickingLawyer 3 minutes to pick it open.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f5uk6C1iDkQ

[–] TheMagicRat@lemm.ee 5 points 16 hours ago

To be fair, it's both.