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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So wait

Who is telling the truth. My ex said it was too big. The bell curves I've found have said "uh what lmfao no way are you that big" but every self reported study says I'm small

How the fuck am I going to ever find a toilet that is comfortable to use in my own home

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How the fuck am I going to ever find a toilet that is comfortable to use in my own home

That was an odd segue

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's a problem for men with penises that are long when flaccid. Their penises can touch the inside of the bowl when they're seated unless they hold their penis up.

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

Never taken an unexpected dip I see?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Switch from a siphonic toilet bowl to a wash down bowl. You'll get more skid marks, but less dips, splashes and clogging.