How much worse than contemporary br*tish cuisine can it possibly be

Pope: What is the DEEal with airplane food? God made manah fall from the Heavens and we can't even bring up a decent steak, am I right? Lent is over fellas, don't make me break out the communion wafers

James Cameron: Actually you're wrong for not liking AI making everyone's face look like Play-Doh

tbf I'll believe anything anyone says if they're sitting on this bad boy

How does he get on?

Based af

People were always horny for vampires. It's a bigger defining characteristic than sucking blood

This is as high res as I could find. The real thing isn't too expensive though.

Better do that to your used blacker lotuses

Did they style their firm's logo after those "look I'm a fan of a thing" t-shirts

Those prerendered backgrounds are so good