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Anon calls in for financial advice (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You goober, even if you're planning on offing yourself you can still die randomly before that.

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's true, but irrelevant. We're talking about managing retirement funds. I'm not going to live longer than my retirement funds last. Dying earlier doesn't change that.

And if I did die of natural causes, it would be a tragedy. I only want to die by my own hand, I don't want chance to take my death from me.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The audacity to use the word goober as an insult in a comment this stupid is baffling.

Of course you're right. Obviously.

Did you not get the point?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

I'm using goober specifically because it's not insulting. It's light hearted.