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Anon calls in for financial advice (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's true, but irrelevant. We're talking about managing retirement funds. I'm not going to live longer than my retirement funds last. Dying earlier doesn't change that.

And if I did die of natural causes, it would be a tragedy. I only want to die by my own hand, I don't want chance to take my death from me.