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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

ffs, personal shit on personal devices, work shit on work devices. That way you don't fat finger dick picks to colleagues.

[–] vxx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Even better practice is to assume that all your phone data is public.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think you mean fax finger dick picks to colleagues, but how did you know?

adds to 'Things to do on your last day to burn all bridges if you magically come into wealth' wish list

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This almost happened to me at work. I almost pasted some NSFW text to work slack because i was trying to copy a link but i didnt realize that for some reason the link didn't copy. So when i pasted the text to slack, it pasted my last copied text which contained some NSFW content. I was so panicked but thankfully i did not send the message. At the same time idk if i would want to carry two phones with me At all times. I would also need to keep both phones charged. Urg. I wish there was a way to keep your clipboard separate between personal and work profiles.

[–] Colloidal@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tha'ts why you Ctrl+C thrice and Ctrl+V once.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I cant ctrl c on my phone 😭

[–] Colloidal@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago

Long-press and copy twice. It's the law.