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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah pic 2 is just an artistic depiction of their inner selves

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Inside all of us there are two hippos...

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hey, that's not fair, I've really been trying to lose weight.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And it shows! You look like just 1.8 hippos now!

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Take your upvote

[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

It’s like that is the hippo’s Slayer form from Baldur’s Gate 2.

But they have a Bruce-Banner-esque secret… they are always the Slayer.