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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 71 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 121 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Any gyatt can be a chud, but it takes PRIME rizz to be a sigma, fr on god

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wanna start a motion capture company called No-Cap Mo-Cap

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mo cap isn't stop motion though.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

They didn't say stop motion.

[–] rocket_dragon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

Deadass my lil pogchamp

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

Since I understood that, I have to assume it's already outdated and the kids have invented something new.

[–] CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's far out, dude. It's rad that they can be so chill when they've got these bogus airheads smacking righteous dudes. KK, G2G, l8er sk8ers!

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 4 points 1 week ago

totally tubular comment, dude

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I guess it gives away my age, but I understand this. No idea what the other one says though.

[–] Emtity_13@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

I would rather die then be subjugated to whatever I just failed to read

Obligatory /s

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

One of us had a stroke here

[–] spaffel@spaffel.social 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It’s fucking hilarious is what it is