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[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 191 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Item #: SCP-4974

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-4974 is currently adrift in the Pacific Ocean, approximately 1,300 km southwest of Hawaii. Due to its unpredictable movements and the absence of propulsion, satellite surveillance via Orbital Tracking Array Delta-12 is to remain active at all times. No direct approach is to be made without O5 clearance. Naval units encountering SCP-4974 are to maintain a distance of no less than 5 km and report visual contact immediately.

Any civilian reports regarding a “floating house” are to be intercepted and discredited via standard disinformation protocols (“maritime hallucination” narrative).

Description:

SCP-4974 is a single-story manufactured home of unknown origin, structurally consistent with prefabricated housing models from the early 2000s. SCP-4974 is capable of sustained buoyancy and locomotion without any observable propulsion system. It does not appear to be affected by ocean currents or prevailing winds and exhibits irregular movement patterns across the Pacific Ocean.

Interior scans reveal standard furniture placement, though all appliances appear to be non-functional and lack any power source. Despite this, observers at a distance of over 1 km report seeing lights flickering on and off within SCP-4974 and silhouettes of humanoid figures in the windows. Upon closer inspection (within 100 meters), the interior appears completely vacant, and the anomalous lights cease.

Notable Incident:

On ██/██/20██, a U.S. Navy vessel encountered SCP-4974 during a routine patrol. Initial reports classified it as debris. Upon visual inspection, crew reported observing movement within the structure. Due to the lack of any threat response and confusion about jurisdiction, the structure was left uninvestigated. Foundation agents embedded within the Navy intercepted the incident logs and began tracking SCP-4974.

Addendum 4974-A:

Excerpt from crew debrief:

“Looked like a house, just… floating there. No engine, no sails. Lights would flicker, but there wasn’t a sound. Like the ocean didn’t touch it. One of the guys swore he saw someone watching us from the window. But when we circled back, it was dark. Empty. Like it had always been.”

Hypothesis:

Some researchers theorize SCP-4974 may be a spatial or dimensional anchor, phasing intermittently between multiple states of occupancy. Its purpose, if any, remains unknown.

[–] GojuRyu@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

You fooled me into thinking this post was just a hidden 4974 reference. Really cool write up, I didn’t question it being an actually existing article until reading the replies.

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 5 points 17 hours ago

You need to post this into the SCP-wiki my man.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is really good!

Btw, SCP-4974 is actually Pikachu. SCP wiki link

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago

That is so funny, I thought about checking if they got up that high. It’s been awhile since I’ve read some of them haha

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 day ago

Beautiful! I love SCPs that are just some weird, vaguely threatening, but otherwise unaggressive bit of mystery. Too many authors try to make every scp a barely contained keter-class global threat.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago

It's his sled. It was his sled from when he was a kid. There, I just saved you two long boobless hours.

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You should seriously start writing some SCPs! This is awesome and it feels so close to what the originals used to be

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks, I’ve always wanted to write them actually and used to put them in my notes app all the time

I think I’ll get back into that actually!

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Well you did an amazing job! If you start posting them somewhere shoot me a reply!

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

It is such a horrifying entity that even digitally compressed rasterized photographs cause any intelligent being to perceive SCP-4974 as a house. Efforts to split up raw photographs through automated computer scripts in order to analyze piecemeal portions of the image still yield portions of images of a house, indicating even incomplete digital copies themselves may be intelligent. So far, the only proof that SCP-4974 is not in fact a house is its persistence through storms and water damage that should have destroyed it long ago.