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$3000 a month per room, excluding bills.

It wasn't a threat, so we left it alone

That's how the Greeks defeated the Trojans. What if there were Spartans in that house? 🤦‍♂️

The most unbelievable thing about this story is that the US military saw something that wasn't a threat and left it alone

The pacific garbage patch is getting out of control.

And you still can't afford the down payment.

Item #: SCP-4974

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-4974 is currently adrift in the Pacific Ocean, approximately 1,300 km southwest of Hawaii. Due to its unpredictable movements and the absence of propulsion, satellite surveillance via Orbital Tracking Array Delta-12 is to remain active at all times. No direct approach is to be made without O5 clearance. Naval units encountering SCP-4974 are to maintain a distance of no less than 5 km and report visual contact immediately.

Any civilian reports regarding a “floating house” are to be intercepted and discredited via standard disinformation protocols (“maritime hallucination” narrative).

Description:

SCP-4974 is a single-story manufactured home of unknown origin, structurally consistent with prefabricated housing models from the early 2000s. SCP-4974 is capable of sustained buoyancy and locomotion without any observable propulsion system. It does not appear to be affected by ocean currents or prevailing winds and exhibits irregular movement patterns across the Pacific Ocean.

Interior scans reveal standard furniture placement, though all appliances appear to be non-functional and lack any power source. Despite this, observers at a distance of over 1 km report seeing lights flickering on and off within SCP-4974 and silhouettes of humanoid figures in the windows. Upon closer inspection (within 100 meters), the interior appears completely vacant, and the anomalous lights cease.

Notable Incident:

On ██/██/20██, a U.S. Navy vessel encountered SCP-4974 during a routine patrol. Initial reports classified it as debris. Upon visual inspection, crew reported observing movement within the structure. Due to the lack of any threat response and confusion about jurisdiction, the structure was left uninvestigated. Foundation agents embedded within the Navy intercepted the incident logs and began tracking SCP-4974.

Addendum 4974-A:

Excerpt from crew debrief:

“Looked like a house, just… floating there. No engine, no sails. Lights would flicker, but there wasn’t a sound. Like the ocean didn’t touch it. One of the guys swore he saw someone watching us from the window. But when we circled back, it was dark. Empty. Like it had always been.”

Hypothesis:

Some researchers theorize SCP-4974 may be a spatial or dimensional anchor, phasing intermittently between multiple states of occupancy. Its purpose, if any, remains unknown.

That's cool.

When I was an intelligence analyst in the military I witnessed the President of the United States ignore the entire intelligence community when they indicated to him that there was no evidence linking Saddam Hussein to the September 11 attacks and there was no evidence of any weapons of mass destruction programs in Iraq.

Then I saw that same administration fabricate intelligence indicating the contrary

Then I saw that same administration blame faulty intelligence when no WMDs were found, blaming the entire intelligence community in the process

They somehow managed to ruin the entire IC's credibility when they were right to begin with

That was pretty unbelievable

This sounds like the start of a SCP file

Just a double-decker couch, nothing to worry about.

That house could be yours for $750,000.

SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN?!

reminded me of this gem

us navy vs lighthouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKu04xhEU7I

They’re cooking meth in it

Vote conservative, and in just a couple of years, this could be your house!