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More the merrier (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by alphacyberranger@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You would know if you had sex

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

fair enough

[–] bloodfoot@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And if you’re male.

Edit: FFS does no one realize that women experience sex differently from men? Bad sex with an oblivious partner can be downright painful for a woman. The same is typically not true for men. My point was not that women don’t have sex or that they don’t enjoy sex. My point is that they don’t experience it the same way as men.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought women have sex too

[–] SasquatchBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Women don't exist

[–] Sternout@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No you don't exist!

[–] 10EXP@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

None of us exist. Does that settle it?

[–] JonEFive@midwest.social 0 points 1 year ago

We're all NPC's in some grand simulation running on a server in a warehouse long forgotten about and abandoned by the gods.

[–] XpeeN@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

!womenarentreal@lemmy.world